This well-known News source, The Onion, predicts military coup d’etat in USA, soon.
In a shocking report The Onion says that the military are fed up with Obama pandering to the corrupt fascist financial complex in the USA instead of the patriotic military-industrial complex in the USA.
» there is a growing cadre of concerned officers around the Pentagon who will not brook that fucking nonsense for a Crystal City minute and, what’s more, would be very impatient to begin correcting the many fiascos currently blowing the nation apart from within. Remember, today’s US military elite is battle-hardened after eight years of war in Asia. No doubt they love their country, as Julius Caesar and Napoleon Bonaparte loved theirs. It may pain them to stand by and watch it dissolve like a castle made of sugar in a winter gale.»
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Uruguayan General and ex-President Gregorio Álvarez hailed the new winds of freedom, said: » Just send the Marines over here, get me out of this Communist prison and we’ll teach the Reds a lesson they’ll never forget.»